Too corny.

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus


nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 


nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine


wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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(Source: jewishsanta)


sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.
rhubabe:

not drunk, just a mom who loves her mom